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Norwegian Medical Terminology

• Artery - The study of paintings
• Barium - What you do when CPR Fails
• Cesarean Section - A district in Rome
• Colic - A sheep dog
• Coma - A punctuation mark
• Congenital - Friendly
• Dilate - To live long
• Fester - Quicker
• G.I. Series - Baseball games between teams of soldiers
• Grippe - A suit case
• Hangnail- A coat hook
• Medical Staff A doctor's cane
• Morbid A higher offer
• Nitrate - Lower than the day rate
• Node - Was aware of
• Outpatient - A person who has fainted
• Post-operative - A letter carrier
• Protein - In favor of young people
• Secretion - Hiding anything
• Serology - study of English Knighthood
• Tablet - A small table
• Tumor - An extra pair
• Urine - Opposite of you're out
• Varicose Veins - Veins which are very close together

More Medical Terms

MEDICAL DEFINITIONS

• Bacteria - The back door of the cafeteria
• Barium - What doctors do when their patients die
• Bowel - A letter like A, E, I, O or U
• CAT Scan - Searching for a kitty
• Cauterize - To make eye contact with a girl
• Enema - Someone who is not your friend
• Fibula - A small lie
• Labor Pain - When you get hurt at work
• Pelvis - An Elvis impersonator
• Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery
• Rectum - Almost killed 'em
• Seizure - A Roman emperor
• Terminal - Where the planes land
• Varicose - Nearby
• Vein - To be conceited

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs
 oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's
 society...

 DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car
 trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got
 lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

 PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely
 to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

 CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge
 to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and
 "little accidents."

 COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
 administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
 Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new
 clothing.

 BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to
 buy their sweeties expensive jewellery and gifts after taking this
 drug for only two days.  Still to be seen: whether the drug can be
 continued for a period longer than your favourite store's return limit.

 NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra.  Currently
 undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

 NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want
 to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family
 members.

 FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases
 back into food solids.  Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long
 car rides.

 FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men
 with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).  Especially useful for men on Viagra.

 PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the
 test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of
 other people.  Note: Apparent over-doses turned three test subjects
 into "special prosecutors."

 LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being
 asked about their sexual affairs.  Will be available in Regular, Grand
 Jury  and Presidential Strength versions.

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