is attacked by is invaded by is captured by is possessed by is disabled by is affected by is recruited by is contacted by falls in love with is propositioned by is seduced by is impregnated by is transported into disappears into gets lost in leaves Starfleet for is declared an outcast by is implanted with is trapped with is reunited with is called into duty with recalls a past incident with has a fantasy about a Romulan Bird of Prey the Klingon High Council a group of renegade Borg a mercenary Ferengi the Obsidian Order/Tal Shiar Jem'Hadar warriors shapeshifting Changelings organ-stealing Vidiians a Kazon sect the Grand Nagus Lursa and B'Etor a scheming Seska the cunning Lore a Betazoid empath Bajoran rebels Maquis raiders his/her own people the all-powerful Q one of the original NCC-1701 crew a character played by Denise Crosby 20th Century humans parasitic aliens tribbles a parallel universe a time distortion a mysterious probe an energy anomaly a space-borne organism the 20th Century a transporter accident an unexplained illness an exotic culture strange delusions someone else's memories the ship's computer a holodeck fantasy an upstart officer a Starfleet bureaucrat a Vulcan emissary a Trill symbiont some bumpy-headed babe/hunk his/her sibling his/her parent(s) the "Skin of Evil" Lwaxana Troi the Traveler Morn Wesley and/or Alexander Neelix until Picard Riker Data Troi Dr. Crusher Wesley Worf LaForge Guinan Tasha Pulaski Ro Barclay Ogawa O'Brien Keiko Molly Alexander Lwaxana Q the Traveler Spock Scotty Spot Sisko Jake Nerys Dr. Bashir Dax Odo Quark Rom Nog Garak Morn Janeway Chatokay Paris Tuvok Kim B'Elanna The Doctor Kes Neelix Seska

fires launches converts transforms rerouts injects transports warps pilots bounces throws runs empties talks diverts tricks seduces sings a phaser a photon torpedo the warp engines the transporter the replicator the deflector shields the ship's computer the ship's sensors the main deflector array the holodeck a shuttlecraft/runabout a tricorder a communicator badge Data's neural net Geordi's visor Spock's brain Neelix's lungs Neelix's cooking tribbles a hastily-derived cure DNA strands imaginary sub-atomic particles the Prime Directive a drinking song a Klingon opera the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition gold-press latinum a bottle of Saurian Brandy Lwaxana Troi Wesley and/or Alexander Neelix it/her/him/them into a spatial disruption a sonic pulse a particle accelerator a tachyon stream a baryon field coil compensator a quantum energy emitter a matter-antimatter overload a pattern buffer the ship's communication system a Jeffries tube a parallel universe a time distortion an energy anomaly a space-borne organism the 20th Century animated suspension suspended animation the Q Continuum a sun's corona a planet's ionosphere the airless cold of deep space a logical implausibility self-destruction leaving Starfleet giving up breaking up disrobing having a baby doing it again Morn Wesley and/or Alexander Neelix it/her/him/them ,

thereby reaffirming that all life forms Humans Klingons Romulans the Borg Ferengi Cardassians Bajorans Jem'Hadar Changelings Vidiians Kazons the Maquis snooty omnipotent beings our heroes men and women both differently-abled persons future technologies different ideologies 24th Century values 20th Century values Starfleet bureaucrats bumpy-headed aliens space babes/hunks Trekkies Trekkers "Babylon 5" fans "Star Trek" producers "Star Trek" writers Wesley and/or Alexander Neelix' humorous caperings are precious are worthy of respect deserve another chance are deep and meaningful are the pride of the fleet are superior are dangerous are "bad" are short-lived have yet to evolve are a nuisance are "goofy" will never learn will believe anything have better things to do are "hot" can't get enough are an accident waiting to happen .