A DOG NAMED "SEX" 
Now for a Friday fable with a message! Staff member Karl Kennell of Boston sends along this tale of a dog named Sex.
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I shall call mine Sex.
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing for me. When I went to City Hall to renew his license, I told the Clerk I would like a license for Sex, He said,"I'd like to have one too." Then I said," But this is a dog" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said
"You don't understand, I've had sex since I was nine years old." He said,"You must have been quite a kid"
When I got married and went on my honeymoon I took the dog with me, I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for Sex. I said "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said"Me too!"
One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked why I was just standing and looking around! I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand", I said," I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a showoff.
When my wife and I seperated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said,"Your Honour" I had Sex before I was married." The Judge said "Me too". Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me. He said "Me too"!
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?". I said, "I'm looking for Sex".
MY CASE COMES UP ON FRIDAY !!